{"product_id":"sh-t-shoes","title":"SH*T SHOES™","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Chicer Way to Sh*t\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eElevate your knees. Align your colon. Unleash the flow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eChoose your size\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSmall\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eW 5–8 | M 3.5–6.5\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eLarge\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eW 8.5–14 | M 7–12.5\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Guarantee\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhen Will My Order Ship?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrders are typically processed and shipped within 1 business day. Most customers receive their order within 2–3 business days, depending on carrier and location. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking information via email so you can begin counting down to your elevated future.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMaterials\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoe: EVA Material, Thermoplastic Rubber (Sole)\u003cbr\u003eStrap: Polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour Colon’s New Best Friend\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen you sit on a standard toilet, the muscle surrounding the rectum remains partially kinked, creating resistance during a bowel movement. Elevating your knees helps straighten that angle, allowing things to move more naturally.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLess pushing \u0026amp; straining\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConstipation relief*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGoodbye hemorrhoids* 👋\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrettier in your bathroom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMore “wow, that was quick.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePoop the Way Your Body Was Designed To\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eRaising your knees above your hips helps mimic a natural squat, which can reduce resistance during bowel movements and make going feel easier.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpend Less Time Pushing\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrequent straining has been linked to issues like hemorrhoids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBetter Flow. Less Constipation.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA more natural position may help support easier, more complete bowel movements.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour Bathroom Deserves Better\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou’ve worked hard on your home. Don’t ruin it with a giant plastic stool parked around your toilet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSmall Footprint. Big Movement.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnlike traditional bathroom stools, Sh*t Shoes™ take up less visual space and look intentional when left beside the toilet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat exactly are Sh*t Shoes™?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSh*t Shoes™ are elevated bathroom shoes designed to help position your body closer to a natural squat while seated on the toilet. Think of them as a bathroom upgrade for your colon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy elevate your feet?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eElevating your knees may help create a more natural elimination posture by helping relax the anorectal angle. Science calls it anatomy. We call it letting loose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan Sh*t Shoes™ help with constipation?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMany people find that elevating their feet while seated helps support easier and more comfortable bowel movements. Your mileage may vary, but your colon will probably be intrigued.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan Sh*t Shoes™ help with hemorrhoids?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eReducing excessive straining may help support hemorrhoid prevention and comfort. Nobody likes talking about hemorrhoids. We’re trying to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy not just use one of those plastic bathroom stools?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause your bathroom deserves better. Sh*t Shoes™ deliver the same elevated positioning benefits while looking significantly more intentional, stylish, and bathroom-worthy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAre Sh*t Shoes™ a medical device?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNope. They’re just the chicest way to sh*t.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I walk in my Sh*t Shoes?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are Sh*t Shoes™ – not walking shoes. Not Drag shoes. Intended for seated use only (on the toilet). Do not walk, stand, or run. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN, ADULT USE ONLY.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is your return policy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll sales on the Sh*t Shoes are final, unless there’s a product defect. Contact hello@takeletloose.com and we’ll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Let Loose","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":68044418449632,"sku":"LL-SS-SML","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":68044418482400,"sku":"LL-SS-LRG","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/7491\/6320\/files\/Updated_Main_Image.png?v=1792588783","url":"https:\/\/letloose.site\/products\/sh-t-shoes","provider":"Letloose","version":"1.0","type":"link"}