SH*T SHOES™
A Chicer Way to Sh*tElevate your knees. Align your colon. Unleash the flow.Choose your sizeSmallW 5–8 | M 3.5–6.5LargeW 8.5–14 | M 7–12.5Shipping & GuaranteeWhen Will My Order Ship?Orders are typically processed and shipped within 1 business day. Most customers receive their...
- ✓ Help achieve natural squat position
- ✓ Less strain, more flow
- ✓ Chicer than a toilet stool
- ✓ Constipation relief
Current price$69.99
Original price$79.99
You save$10.00
Description
A Chicer Way to Sh*t
Elevate your knees. Align your colon. Unleash the flow.
Choose your size
Small
W 5–8 | M 3.5–6.5
Large
W 8.5–14 | M 7–12.5
Shipping & Guarantee
When Will My Order Ship?
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 1 business day. Most customers receive their order within 2–3 business days, depending on carrier and location. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking information via email so you can begin counting down to your elevated future.
Materials
Shoe: EVA Material, Thermoplastic Rubber (Sole)
Strap: Polyester
Your Colon’s New Best Friend
When you sit on a standard toilet, the muscle surrounding the rectum remains partially kinked, creating resistance during a bowel movement. Elevating your knees helps straighten that angle, allowing things to move more naturally.
- Less pushing & straining
- Constipation relief*
- Goodbye hemorrhoids* 👋
- Prettier in your bathroom
- More “wow, that was quick.”
Poop the Way Your Body Was Designed To
Raising your knees above your hips helps mimic a natural squat, which can reduce resistance during bowel movements and make going feel easier.
Spend Less Time Pushing
Frequent straining has been linked to issues like hemorrhoids.
Better Flow. Less Constipation.
A more natural position may help support easier, more complete bowel movements.
Your Bathroom Deserves Better
You’ve worked hard on your home. Don’t ruin it with a giant plastic stool parked around your toilet.
Small Footprint. Big Movement.
Unlike traditional bathroom stools, Sh*t Shoes™ take up less visual space and look intentional when left beside the toilet.
Frequently Asked Questions
What exactly are Sh*t Shoes™?
Sh*t Shoes™ are elevated bathroom shoes designed to help position your body closer to a natural squat while seated on the toilet. Think of them as a bathroom upgrade for your colon.
Why elevate your feet?
Elevating your knees may help create a more natural elimination posture by helping relax the anorectal angle. Science calls it anatomy. We call it letting loose.
Can Sh*t Shoes™ help with constipation?
Many people find that elevating their feet while seated helps support easier and more comfortable bowel movements. Your mileage may vary, but your colon will probably be intrigued.
Can Sh*t Shoes™ help with hemorrhoids?
Reducing excessive straining may help support hemorrhoid prevention and comfort. Nobody likes talking about hemorrhoids. We’re trying to help.
Why not just use one of those plastic bathroom stools?
Because your bathroom deserves better. Sh*t Shoes™ deliver the same elevated positioning benefits while looking significantly more intentional, stylish, and bathroom-worthy.
Are Sh*t Shoes™ a medical device?
Nope. They’re just the chicest way to sh*t.
Can I walk in my Sh*t Shoes?
These are Sh*t Shoes™ – not walking shoes. Not Drag shoes. Intended for seated use only (on the toilet). Do not walk, stand, or run. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN, ADULT USE ONLY.
What is your return policy?
All sales on the Sh*t Shoes are final, unless there’s a product defect. Contact hello@takeletloose.com and we’ll make it right.
Revolutionary Footwear
Goodbye to Ugly Toilet Stools
Constipation Relief
Better Poops Daily
Your Colon's New Best Friend
When you sit on a standard toilet, the muscle surrounding the rectum remains partially kinked, creating resistance during a bowel movement. Elevating your knees helps straighten that angle, allowing things to move more naturally.
Constipation relief*
Prettier in your bathroom
More ‘wow, that was quick.’
Why We're The Best
| Let Loose Sh*t Shoes | Other Brands | |
|---|---|---|
| Portable | Bring your poop posture everywhere | Stays in one bathroom |
| Design | Because pooping shouldn't be boring | Just another plastic bathroom stool |
| Bathroom | Looks good enough to leave out | Bulky bathroom accessory |
| Posture | Elevates your knees for a squat-like posture | Also elevates your knees |
Poop the Way Your Body Was Designed To
Raising your knees above your hips helps mimic a natural squat, which can reduce resistance during bowel movements and make going feel easier.
Spend Less Time Pushing
Frequent straining has been linked to issues like hemorrhoids.
Better Flow. Less Constipation.
A more natural position may help support easier, more complete bowel movements.
Your Bathroom Deserves Better
Designed to look intentional beside your toilet.
Small Footprint. Big Movement.
Sh*t Shoes™ take up less visual space than a traditional bathroom stool.
Customer Feedback
Olivia
Liked the concept but expected higher quality for the price.
Wesley
Loved the shoes.
Jeanne Martel
Praised the playful idea and customer service.
Frequently Asked Questions
What exactly are Sh*t Shoes™?
Elevated bathroom shoes that bring the seated position closer to a natural squat.
Why elevate your feet?
Raising the knees may help create a more natural elimination posture.
Can Sh*t Shoes™ help with constipation?
Some people find a raised-foot position more comfortable for bowel movements.
Can Sh*t Shoes™ help with hemorrhoids?
Reducing excessive straining may support comfort; consult a clinician for medical concerns.
Why not use a plastic bathroom stool?
Sh*t Shoes provide a smaller, more playful bathroom accessory.
Are Sh*t Shoes™ a medical device?
No.
Can I walk in my Sh*t Shoes?
No. They are for seated toilet use only; do not walk, stand or run in them. Adult use only.
What is your return policy?
Final sale except for defects; contact hello@takeletloose.com.